Weekday Confusion

This morning Craig and I were discussing plans for Saturday and since things have been quite chaotic lately, we are planning a lazy weekend—specifically, we’d discussed renting a movie. That’s the background for the following Instant Messaging exchange. Ahem.

Maryn says:
How much money do you have left from the fair?
Craig says:
$28
Maryn says:
thanks
Maryn says:
so, you’ve got mad money (Craig’s $20 that he always has in his wallet) and $8
Maryn says:
well, at least we all had fun at the fair…for $100
Craig says:
agreed
Craig says:
$100, really!?
Maryn says:
yep
Craig says:
yipes
Maryn says:
no kidding
Maryn says:
well, anyway...
Maryn says:
so, now you have $8 to rent a movie and buy a treat for our stay at home date tomorrow :-)
Craig says:
date tomorrow?
Maryn says:
oh, remember how we talked about staying home and watching a movie on Saturday?
Craig says:
TOMORROW IS THURSDAY
Maryn says:
&$%*
Maryn says:
rofl
Maryn says:
so it is
Craig says:
LOL
Craig says:
sorry
Maryn says:
that's cool

Sigh...don't you hate it when you think it is Friday--and it is really Wednesday? The sad thing is that I'll probably forget again before the day is over.

Some Things Make me Laugh

You know how sometimes see something that makes you laugh? Not just chuckle, but like really laugh?
This humidifier did it for me. We ended up buying the Dragon instead as I was afraid I would laugh at the duck all night rather than sleep.

Do you have the time?

I’ve worn a watch EVERY day religiously for as long as I can remember. I’m thinking that it has been since I was about 12…and before that I wore one at least semi-religiously. So, I’ve been completely dependent up on a watch for at least 15 years—I mean--I go nuts if I forget it. Besides being a time keeper, my watch acts as my life management system as I time most things that I do. This rigidity has also contributed to my anxiety (and not in a good way).

Anyway, a few weeks ago I lost my watch. Don’t even ask me how this is possible, I still think my husband hid it from me. (Just kidding Honey.) I do have two backup watches, but one has a really annoying watchband and the other has a dead battery. For some bizarre reason I forgot my backup watch one day and that night didn’t look at the clock to see what time it was when I went to sleep. (Another compulsive behavior I have is to count the number of hours I’m going to sleep when I close my eyes to sleep.) It was the weirdest thing when, the next morning Craig asked me when I went to sleep. I had no idea! I had read a blog post written by a diabetic girl who said that she never wears a watch because her pump has a clock on it. I think I had this in the back of my head and I felt so liberated by not knowing when I’d gone to bed that I deliberately did not wear my watch that day and then didn’t wear it the next day and the next day and it has now been about two weeks since I’ve worn a watch. SO WEIRD

Life is so much more enjoyable when you only look at the clock when you NEED to know what time it is rather than compulsively checking the time every 10 minutes (or every three minutes if I’m bored). I’ve been running without a watch. Seriously, you should try it. Running is more fun when you can’t look at your watch every two minutes. It is actually relaxing. I’m aware that my performance will probably suffer in doing this, but um, I’m not exactly the performance running type. I’m more the—I’ve made the general observation that old people who have made exercise a lifelong routine seem to be more healthy—runner.

Yes, I do think it is mildly annoying to both Craig and I when we need to know what time it is as either he has to get his phone out or I have to get my pump out, but seriously—it is worth it! You should try it…but don’t blame me if you are late for work

Quoth the Raven "Nevermore"

Our cat--Ottoman--has proven himself to be quite the hunter of moths and spiders. This has come to my great satisfaction as I have an irrational paranoia surrounding moths. I'm afraid that I may have encouraged his behaviour a little too much because he's found other things with which to play...none quite so helpful as moths and spiders.

We woke up Saturday morning and found an earthworm on our bedroom floor. It was in four pieces. A worm? Really Otto?

We came home from a VW event on Friday night, I rushed in the house to visit the bathroom and almost wet myself when I looked in the toilet and found a bird (gross!) It was not a small bird either. I don't know whether it is normal for cats to put their prey in water, but Otto routinely deposits all of his toys in his water dish when he's done playing. Weirdo.

This morning I woke up and could hear Otto playing with something...turned out to be a baby bird. Come on Otto. Pick on someone your own size.

I am at a total loss as to what to do about this. I mean, I'm glad my cat has found a hobby that he enjoys, but cleaning up animal carcases really isn't my thing. He's lucky he's so freaking sweet (to me anyway...perhaps not so much to other animals).

Our street makes a perfect campsite anyway.

We had arrived at our campsite on Friday night, had started a fire, popped the camper top, and thrown rocks into the river.

Craig: Guess what we forgot.

Maryn: Oh blank (insert your favorite curse word.) The kids' bed.

Note to self. When taking the kids camping, remember to put their bed in the camper.

Fortunately we were at Grime's Creek rather (45 minutes away) than Challis (5 hours away)--as originally planned.

So competitive.

Craig and I like to play games. I like it when Craig wins. I like it when I win. Craig likes it when I win. He, however, doesn’t care much about winning himself. Additionally, I HATE to win unfairly.

Sometimes Craig will try to give me a sympathy wedge in Trivial Pursuit if I got the question half right, or took two guesses to come up with the correct answer. I’m not really sure why, but I hate doing this. I simply hate to win unless it is 100% valid.

We’ve been playing Skip-Bo frequently lately and I’ve been experiencing quite the winning streak. My great luck had surprised me a little as Skip-Bo is a game of a lot of luck and a little skill and I don’t often excel in the skill area. We finished up a round on Tuesday night and as we were cleaning up the cards, we had this little exchange.

Craig: have you ever noticed how you always draw a bunch of Skip-Bo cards right at the end of the game?

Maryn: Yeah, I guess so, weird, huh?

Craig and Maryn continue to clean up cards.

Maryn: Wait a second, you’ve been cheating, haven’t you? How are you cheating?!

Craig: Well, you don’t really pay attention when I am drawing, so I hoard the Skip-Bo cards and then slip them onto the top of the pile after I draw, so then you draw them on your next turn.

...yep, that's just how sweet he is. Cheater.

The cheerleader's houses probably look good on Google.

Remember those embarrassing yearbook photos? Not the “professional” pictures, but the ones taken candidly by the yearbook staff throughout the year. You never know it is coming until the day you get your yearbook and flip through it excitedly only to find that the only picture of you in the whole yearbook is one taken in the hall on that day when you spilled OJ on your white sweater and you didn’t do your hair and your face looks stupid because you didn’t know anyone was taking pictures. The problem, of course, is that you will forever be remembered by your peers as that kid whose clothes were always dirty, who never did her hair and whose face looked weird.

Ten years later—enter Google Street View. Craig and I try to keep our front yard looking presentable. I mean, let’s just face the facts—people judge you buy the condition of your front yard. I got on Google maps this morning and thought I’d check out our house on Google street view. Remember that ONE day like two years ago when we got home from a camping trip and tipped our cooler upside down to drain on our front lawn? Oh, and then there’s the sandbags in our gutter drain placed there by the shoddy construction crew down the street. I mean, these sandbags look unsightly to everyone who drives by, but most of them know why said sandbags are there (yes, they are still there two years later...well, we did a secret ops mission on the first set...the new and slightly less shoddy new construction crew quickly replaced them). Without further ado, I give you—our house on Google Street View for all of the world to see:

So, now for the rest of time (I assume Google will not be updating residential street view anytime soon) when we tell people our address so that they can Google directions to our house, this is what they’ll see. Then I’ll inevitably receive the—oh, something came up, we can't make it—call. Thanks Google. There for a second I thought I was going to be popular next year.

*A little disclaimer here--our house is actually very cute. Really, it is. Use those Google directions and you'll see.

Crazy Knitting Lady

I set out Saturday afternoon at about 3 o’clock with the goal of getting the materials for a new knitting project.

The afternoon ended up being so infuriating that I have spent the last ten minutes trying to piece together the chronology and CANNOT figure it out. My mind’s ability to suppress is astounding.

Here’s what I know. I went to our new supersized JoAnn’s and I went to Michael’s. I’m not sure where I went first, but I think I may have gone to JoAnn’s twice. I found free instructions for an afghan at one of these stores, got chicken nuggets and a Diet Coke, and changed my clothes at some point.

I came away from this chaos with 5 balls of yarn (I needed 32) and no properly sized needles. I buy my knitting supplies at these sorts of big box craft stores because I am kind of a crappy knitter so if my supplies are inferior, I can’t see that it really matters. I have, however, wanted to visit a certain specialty knitting store near my house and I figured that they’d have the needles I needed. I went to said store, where a really haughty saleswoman informed me that a) they didn’t have the right needles for my project b) she didn’t think this size even existed and c) the closest thing cost $18 (about twice what these needles cost at the big box stores). Um, thanks…

Infuriated, condescended upon, and tired of shopping, I decided that I’d give Craft Warehouse a chance and then would forfeit. By the time I reached Craft Warehouse, I’d been blatantly cut off twice, turned in front of at a dangerous distance, and almost run over. I walked into the store and quite literally had to use every ounce of restraint I had to refrain from pushing a kid out of my way. Hey—he was standing in the middle of the aisle! Pathetic, I know.

I reached the yarn and my frustration melted as I looked up and saw the brand and colors for which I had been searching; in fully stocked bins, floor to ceiling. I think I pronounced my excitement audibly. After gathering the yarn into my basket, I was also thrilled to find that Craft Warehouse also stocked the needles I needed.
I was so excited that I almost gave the girl behind the register a hug. I suppose that would have been weird.

So, back to the afghan instructions I found. They contain a typographic error. This is not a problem, I figured out what was supposed to happen, no big deal, but I wanted to let the company know about the error. In reading the fine print, here’s what I found.

I understand why they feel the need to say that they’re not responsible for typographic errors, but seriously, isn’t this something for which they SHOULD be responsible? I guess that’s why the instructions are free.

I came along, I wrote a song for you.

When I was in high school I had a sort of freaking fascination/passion/whatever for the color yellow. My car was yellow, my bedroom walls were yellow, I wore something yellow every day (sometimes it was just a yellow hair band).

This disapated somewhat during college (along with my passion for everything else), but has somehow gradually returned. I can't describe the feeling other than to say that I want to absorb and simultaneously be absorbed by everything I see that is yellow.

That sounded weird. I'll try to think of a less odd explanation, but for today--a tribute to yellow.

I'm Back

Welcome back. As we've started taking on our VW restoration project with ferocity, I've decided to resurrect MinnieMag. I don't have anything to post about at this particular second, but I'm sure I'll have something enrapturing to talk about very soon. (Ha!)